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aestheticfeast:

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Twin Peaks postcards by Paul Willoughby, 2012.

theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

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I BOUGHT THE ANASTASIA CONTOUR KIT. FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

Vacuum my apartment at 11pm. Don’t mothafuckin mind me.

Dis bitch bought herself a brand new car! All you other bitches basic, I buy my own shit.

Twin Peaks cast on set

(Source: thediaryoflaurapalmer, via aestheticfeast)

Wanting a half sleeve now.

alerting:

highowsyourlife:

MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO

I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME

(Source: bromo-aj, via ellesandjays)

gingerten:

starrysleeper:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

My entire body aches from laughing so hard

I aM PISSING

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski, via itsrainingfoodallelujah)

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

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